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|Fandoms, text posts, random shit. My name's Hope, and this is my blog.|
"Where I come from, we call it witchcraft," said Nanny, under her breath.
"Where I come from, we call it voodoo," said Mrs. Gogol.
Nanny’s wrinkled forehead wrinkled still further.
"Ain’t that messin’ round with dolls and dead people and stuff?" she said.
"Ain’t Witchcraft all runnin’ around with no clothes on and stickin’ pins in people?" Said Mrs Gogol levelly.
"Ah," said Nanny. "I sees what you mean."
She shifted uneasily. She was fundamentally an honest woman.
"I got to admit, thought…" she added, "sometimes…maybe just one pin…"
Mrs Gogol nodded gravely, “Okay. Sometimes… maybe one zombie,” she said."
|"May the toilet paper run out on you, and the next roll be out of reach"|
|"May all your eggs be undercooked and may all your bacon burn."|
|"May you run out of your drink just when your thirst touches you worst"|
|"May there be Legos wherever your bare feet step."|
|"May you gain enough weight to need new pants"|
|"May you oversleep on the day of your performance review."|
|"May you spill your drink just before you go out with a new relationship, that you might look like you peed yourself"|
|"May you always have an itch that you just can't scratch."|
|"May your food cause you to run to the bathroom, and not make it in time"|
|"May you spill bleach on your favorite shirt."|
|"May your tires go flat (including the spare)"|
|"May your best friend forget your birthday."|
|"May your MOTHER forget your birthday"|
|"May you run out of gas three miles from the nearest station while it's pouring down rain."|
|"May a sharp pebble find it's way into your shoe."|
|"May a dog urinate on your belongings."|
|"May food become constantly stuck in your teeth."|
|"May you never be able to get the bartender's attention."|
|"May you bite down on a seed in every fruit you eat."|
|"May you always be a dollar short when the bills are due."|
|"May you never have enough change for the parking meter"|
|"And may the meter readers be attentive."|
|"May your tires find every pothole."|
|"May the next person you piss off be a witch."|