This rlly popular guy in my year was asking for nudes so I put my knees in a bra and snapchatted it to him so now he keeps sending me videos of him jerking off and I’m conflicted over whether or not I should tell him he just masturbated to my knees
my favourite thing about this is the fact that thousands of people have seen this post, reblogged it, thousands of people know he jerked it to knees yet he still has no fucking clue
I just want cute cheap waterproof colorful liquid eyeliner is that so much to ask
What if…Frozen Theory
What if Hans still loves Anna?
What if when they trolls said “Get the fiancee out of the way” they meant it?
What if they cast a spell on Hans that replaced his feelings for her with greed?
What if Hans is stuck inside his own mind, screaming and crying, because the love of his life is slipping through his fingers, by his own hand?
What if the open door never closed?
From middle school up until senior year of high school, I would wear a jacket no matter how warm it was. Mostly because I was so ashamed of myself and what people would say about how chubby I was when I took the jacket off.But they were like a little safety blanket. No one could see the extra chub (I refuse to call it fat) I had on my arms or see the chub I had when I sat down. It felt like a better idea for me to just cover everything up than be completely unashamed of how I looked. Nowadays, I never like wearing jackets because they remind me of when I was so insecure and felt so shitty about myself and I try not to wear jackets unless I’m really cold. So there’s some character development for you.
1. Girls Shalt Not Have Sex.
(someone asked me what the guy word for ‘slut’ is
and I couldn’t find an answer.
it’s an old story: a rumour goes around that so-and-so
blew a boy in the disabled toilets.
the girl fakes a cough to get herself sent home
to escape the classroom-wide hiss of ‘slut’
while the boy she blew walks into the same class
and is greeted by an onslaught of high-fives)
2. Girls Shalt Love Boys.
(when I was ten, there was a movie trailer where two girls
leaned in for a kiss, and I felt sick for the rest of the day.
it took four years
along with faux-casual questions to friends
useless quizzes on the internet
entries in a diary that I later scribbled out
to admit, fine, okay, yes,
and another year after that to say it without mumbling)
3. Girls Shalt Not Be Bitches.
(it took over ten years of school for me to realize
my women teachers got called bitches
for doing things that my male teachers got called efficient for.
we were assigned to a group project in science class
and whenever my friend tried to tell the others to quiet down
so they could get on with the work,
she was jeered into silence
and she never found it fair that her boyfriend did
the same thing and the noise stopped.)
4. Girls Shalt Have A Vagina.
(she introduced herself with a deep voice and a gushing smile.
she had a pink dress and an adam’s apple
she had a necklace resting above her cleavage
she had escaped from an all-boys high school
and I didn’t understand until I learned later
gender is more than the two rigid boxes
that we are told to tick one of)
5. Girls Shalt Smile.
(he frowned when the subject was brought up
and he shrugged a lot as he explained
that we look better when we smile. Less hostile.
His shrugs stiffened when I asked him why we shouldn’t look hostile.
‘I dunno,’ he said, dropping to a mumble. ‘Girls aren’t s’posed to look hostile, I guess.’
The next time someone walked past me on the street
and told me to smile,
I gave him my sunniest grin
and a middle finger.)
hands down my fave bit of rotk is when the ring’s been destroyed and mordor is like collapsing in on itself and sauron is freaking the fuck out
but all he can do is swivel his giant eye around
he’s like guys
what’s happening guys
I THINK MY TOWER IS COLLAPSING
GUYS IM SERIOUS
LITTLE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED